We drank a little the other night.  Well, I drank a little - a quarter bottle of Smirnoff Twisted Pomogrante.  He drank more.  Naturally, you draw on drunk people with Sharpie marker.  I drew a bunny with hearts.  Our friend draw a scorpion, spider, and Trogdor.  And then we decided that he needed a penis.  Oddly enough, none of us girls would draw penis on his leg.  Why?  I don't know - girls apparently don't draw penises because they're funny looking and possibly dirty.  Even the ones drawn with Sharpie marker... 

So we found a boy to draw the penis instead.  He drew a droopy penis.  Mission accomplished!  And then there was the penis chicken...  Uh huh...